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This article brought to you courtesy of Nate Boy, The Gym, News-Times Insider Fitness Expert.

Nate Boyd

When will it ever end?

Soon! But until then:

Keep working out at home. You do not want to show up at The Gym on that first day weighing 20 pounds more. No, no, too embarrassing. Keep at it, don't give up, and just think how proud the staff will be of you. Good job, they'll say. Way to go, they'll say. It'll be totally worth it.

Use that equipment you ordered or borrowed. That internet is still working and you can still find workout DVDs, weights, yoga mats and awesome workout togs. Keep a fire extinguisher nearby to blast that burning credit card.

This lockdown won't go on forever. Places have started to open, and people are ready to get back in shape. There has been too much watching Netflix and eating chips. The country is sinking under its own flab. We have to get back to The Gym! It won't be the same, there will be some new rules but we will let you know them when we know them. And those straw holes in the mask for your water bottle defeat its purpose. Don't get one.

It won't be long now till you can use the sauna (does the virus like saunas?) and tanning beds and get a smoothie from the smoothie bar. Woo hoo, we will be back open just as soon as we can.

The Gym

1901 Mountain view lane

forest Grove, OR 97116-503-359-9213

www.thegymfg.com